I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
My favorite season
I’d much rather be alone for reasons that are beyond my conscious comprehension. Pain is evident and so is the fear of insanity, but there is a calm yet barefaced indifference in a lonely existence, and I desperately want it.
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
people who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it